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by: JASONVOORHEES, 06-08-2011 09:27 PM (#1)

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks, "So, you're the one who took our phone book.""

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Cover your mouth when you sneeze!"

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning! !"

"This boy named Ruffus goes up to the front of the class and reads his report,"I seen one dog hit the other dog's butt and knock him off the cliff" and the teacher says,"Oh, Ruffus we use the word the word butt we say rectum."So Ruffus says,"Wrecked it nearly killed him!""
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RE: Jokes
by: abbnic, 08-08-2011 05:11 PM (#2)

After getting caught breaking into a Spaniards farm,
i was held at gunpoint by the farmer and given 2 choices.
I either NO SWEARING!! the cow or his brother NO SWEARING!!s me.
Iasked if there was a third choice to which the farmer replied.........no! its juan orstress the udder!
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